Alter Your Orbit
More potent than morphine. It's kind of like kratom, if kratom was oxycodone. Our premium, expensive 7-OH tablets are guaranteed to deliver a high so good it will financially devastate you faster than crack cocaine. Try one.
⚠️ Warning: May be habit forming. Not FDA approved. Not even DEA approved. Probably shouldn’t be legal.
Smooth hits. Chill high. Illegal in 14 states. Don’t ask how we’re shipping to yours. Includes free sticker pack.
We’re not saying they’re psilocybin. We’re just saying you’ll see colors you didn’t know existed. Infused with 350mg per gummy of “shroom essence.” Whatever that means.
Whip it good. Premium culinary-grade nitrous oxide canisters for "dessert prep." Or whatever. Comes in a cosmic blue box with zero shame.
One bottle = instant island chill. Perfect for when you're socially overwhelmed, legally anxious, or both. Tastes like dirt, kicks like a horse.
The world's most aggressively named nicotine vape. Available in 17,000 mystery fruit flavors. Get addicted in style.
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